David Vallejo
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Big News: My Tools Are Becoming Paid Tools Starting January 1st!

David Vallejo •
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Dear friends and users,

? Big changes are coming! Starting January 1st, 2025, my tools will transition to a premium model... or will they? ?

Here’s the scoop:

You’ll be able to subscribe to the Core Package for just $4.99/month! But here’s the twist: the subscription will be tied to a specific browser. Use Chrome on your desktop and your laptop? That’s two separate subscriptions. Because who doesn’t love the idea of doubling up? ?

But wait—there’s more! I’m introducing pay-per-use pricing for debugging hits and intercepted pushes.

Yes, you read that right! To keep things “fair” (and, okay, just a tiny bit more profitable), you’ll be charged per action on top of the Core Package.

Here’s how it works:

Just like those fancy cloud services that charge for every hit, push, and probably even every coffee break, I’m hopping on that bandwagon. Why should they have all the fun? ??

Hits:

ActionCost per Action
Hit Intercepted$0.01 per hit
Hit Debugged$0.09 per hit

Pushes:

ActionCost per Action
Push Intercepted$0.01 per push
Push Reported$0.04 per push

Other Services

Cost
Support$99.99 per inquiry response
Advanced Event Tracking$1.00 per event (for deeper insights)
Custom Configuration Debugging$2.00 per configuration attempt
Real-time Debug Session$1.50 per minute
Event Sequence Analysis$4.00 per sequence analysis
  • Note: Duplicate GA4 event names for the same Measurement ID within the current debugging session will be billed at 0.5x the price of the original action.

    • But there’s even more! For agencies, I’m rolling out the Platinum VIP Ultra Deluxe Pro Max Plan for just $499.99/month per employee. This exclusive plan offers:

  • Unlimited debugging hits and pushes
  • A handwritten thank-you note once a year (seriously!)

    • Transparency Bonus:

    To provide the ultimate user experience, I’ll also start collecting:

  • Domains and URLs being debugged
  • Tools being used
  • All requests made through the tools
  • Debugged DataLayer push details

    • But don’t worry—privacy is my priority! All timestamps will be hashed using SHA256, turning them into strings so secure, even a supercomputer couldn’t make sense of them. Basically, it’s like Fort Knox, but for timestamps. ?

    And in the spirit of complete transparency, all this collected data will be made freely available via a public endpoint. Why have privacy when you can have worldwide transparency? ?

    In Summary:

    You’ll still have all the features you know and love—just with a shiny new invoice arriving at the end of each month. Because who doesn’t love surprises?

    And now… the punchline!
    This is all part of a Día de los Inocentes joke! ?

    In Spain and Latin America, December 28th is Día de los Inocentes—our version of April Fools’ Day. It’s a day of pranks, laughs, and playful fun.

    So, rest easy—my tools remain completely free, and I’m still not collecting any data about debugged pages or tools. I genuinely care about your privacy!

    Thanks for playing along—happy pranking! ?